After a few glasses of wine recently we stumbled upon the topic of fuckboys. This led to a hilarious rant and if we showed you the list we initially wrote you would dieeee aha but now we're sober we've edited (made it more child friendly and legible) the list of traits and behaviours we believe fuckboys possess.
This is of course from our own personal experiences but also that of our friends.
Disclaimer: This is not an attack purely against guys. We don't doubt there are ladies out there who are guilty of this also. Y'all should all be ashamed of yourselves no matter what your gender may be
1. Honesty and Intentions
If you're man enough to start up a conversation with a girl be man enough to be honest about your intentions. If you want to date her let a girl know. If you only want to sleep with her, let a girl know. If you're bored and only wasting her time, leave her alone. It's not rocket science folks.
2. Breadcrumbing
This is basically when a guy airs/pies/ignores a girl out of the blue and instead of sticking to it and staying away they occasionally send the girl a message to make sure she doesn't move on or just to keep her on retainer. Examples of messages include:
"Hey stranger, how've you been?"
Private messaging you heart eye emojis on a photo you've posted
3. Girlfriends
If you're in a relationship, focus on your relationship. Don't start messaging, trying to flirt with a single lady. We don't know if it gives them some kind of rush and kid themselves that they've got a side-piece like their fave rappers but we are actually sick to death with lads in relationships trying to do this.
If it was my man I'd class it as cheating so don't fool yourself in thinking you're not misbehaving.
4. We don't play games
Lads that are hot and cold stay away. Life is confusing enough as it is so don't add to the madness. If you're interested in a girl let her know ie. don't take 5hrs to reply when you're not even busy in an attempt to not look eager. Or if you're no longer interested just let her know, she's a big girl and can handle it, if she't not.. girl woman up!
5. Don't be sly
Literally grow up and don't purely message me after I've posted a photo you like.
6. Don't get spooked if a girl asks you what's going on.
If you do you're a timewaster and should have stated your intentions (refer to point 1) from the get go.
7. Airing
It's not acceptable to do that and then still follow the girl on social media and watch her shit. If you don't have the time to reply to my text, you shouldn't have the time to peep what I'm getting up to.
8. Know the difference between a girl you want to have sex with and one you want to date
Just because you find someone physically attractive doesn't mean you're compatible personality wise. Know the difference and don't waste a persons time if you know you're only after one thing especially if she's probably thinking your intentions are to date.
9. Don't like old pictures.
It's creepy and attention seeking.
10. FINALLY
Don't try enter someone's life if you don't plan on staying and especially if you're intentionally doing any of the above items.
Any lads or gals that have had any of the above done to them you are absolute queens and kings. We love you. Know you're worth and remove these damn fools from your life boo x
Ps if you're scared we'll do it for ya, just send them this link
xxx
No comments
Post a Comment